Bihar election is on the verge of its onset. RJD leader Nitish Kumar & BJP chief Narendra Modi are at loggerheads. If Nitish wins, this is how he’ll manage.

No other state election garners as much media attention as Bihar does. RJD and BJP, every other day, are seen throwing jibes at each other. Nitish Kumar who has been managing, nay, mis-managing Bihar since last nine years is hungry for power again and is working his butt off to tarnish BJP’s image in Bihar. Nitish is hell-bent to kick Modi out of Bihar. On the other hand, BJP too is fighting tooth and nail to dethrone Nitish this time.

Well, on analysis of Nitish’s so-far governance, this is how Nitish would run the state under his ministry.

1. Bihar mid-day meal tragedy that killed 22 kids would be repeated. Right, Nitish?

nitish kumar meme 5 Ways Nitish Will Bring Acche Din In Bihar2. Aww! The very renowned and queer cheating scandal that became media’s most-loved news. And Nitish will not let any student fail. Oh, lucky pupils of Bihar!

nitish kumar 5 Ways Nitish Will Bring Acche Din In Bihar3. Women of Bihar have been fighting acid attacks, don’t know, since when. Nitish has been motivated more by rap-star Honey Singh.

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4. Nitish has this big dream and he desperately wants Guinness Book to welcome him and his Bihar.

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5. Shilpa robbed both UP and Bihar. Good grief! They spare UP at least.

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Let us wait till October to see what’s in store for Bihar.

By Prerna Daga

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