You Will Drink Water From a Bowl Because All the Glasses are Dirty
You Believe Not Bathing for Two or Three Days is Good for Health
You Buy New Underwear Regularly to Avoid Washing Clothes
You Have Watched a Bad Movie or Serial Because the Remote was not Within your Reach.
You Only Go for a Haircut When Your Mom Threatens to Disown You
You WhatsApp People in the Next Room… You Are too Lazy to Even Call Them..
You are Overjoyed When a Party or Family Dinner is Cancelled – You Would Rather Watch TV At Home.
You don’t Respond to a Text Because it Might Result in a Full Blown Text Conversation Requiring you to Type and Send Stuff back
You’ve convinced yourself that cold food tastes very good because microwaving is too much effort.
You haven’t Bathed Your Dog Since it Arrived – that was a Year Ago – But Aren’t Animals Supposed to Self Clean.
You Grab Extra Plastic Spoons and Forks from Takeaway Joints so that you Never have to Clean an Actual One
You Suffer a Bad Relationship Just Because She Does Your Laundry, Cleaning.. If She’s Gone Who Will??
You Avoid Driving Because Parallel Parking is a Bitch
You are Ok with Mismatched Socks – Seriously Who Can Tell the Difference Between Black and Navy Blue
You Think Eggs and Maggi are the Most Nutritious Food and Can Be Eaten At Any Time
You Have Become Good Friends with the Dominos Delivery Boy and Regularly Ask him About His Native Place
Your Most Valuable Assets are Your Couch and TV
You wait in a long line for the lift even though your office is on the first floor
You rather bite your nails off than look for the nail cutter
You are still wearing your college acid wash jeans from the 90’s. Oh lucky you they are back in vogue!