1. Bulk Sleep for the Day
Sleep for the whole day,so that you don’t miss out on the action at night. We all know how we’ve been watching most matches with us being half asleep,or sometimes fully asleep.
2. No Watching it With The Girls
At the risk of sounding sexist,I’m gonna go ahead and say this anyway.There are many many girls who genuinely love football and follow it religiously,but there are too many girls who watch it so that they get boys to notice. And also because apparently Ronaldo is a hottie. So to avoid the “awwwws” and he’s so cute” distracting comments ditch the chics for this one night.
3. Plan It With Your Friends
A bit of rivalry goes a long way – having someone support the other team so that you can insult that person every time your team scores, is pure bliss.
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5. Don’t Plan It With Fake Fans
Those people who support every team that’s winning and cheer for Ronaldo and Messi even if Portugal and Argentina aren’t playing, yes them, don’t even think of watching the match with them. All they’ll do it cheer whoever has the ball. Lock them in a room with Pogo channel playing.
6. Don’t Watch it With the “Cool” Football Haters Too
These kind of people are too irritating to be breathing the same air as anybody. They’ll bring the excitement down by their comments.”Kya hai ye” “Iss acha mai Himesh reshamiya ko cap pehente dekh lu” “Badal na,CID aa raha hai“. Yes,those irritating peeps. Kill them before they lay eggs.
7. Don’t Discuss it With People who Call it Soccer
People who call it soccer are on my list of worst people to exist after Hitler. Its irritating when Americans call it soccer, but its amusing and irritating when an Indian calls it soccer, because he went to the US for a week. Don’t even think about watching the match or even discussing the match with these kind of people, you’d just end up banging your head.
8. Don’t Think About Playing the Drink Game
Drinking games can be fun,you take a shot whenever someone scores a goal,but with Germany playing this time,you’d just end up drunk and knocked out of your senses.
9. Have an airtight excuse for Monday morning … Learn from the “yuvraj’s” mistake …
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