If you are married read it anyways to ‘recall’ what you are missing!

                  “Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should  be happier than others”Oscar Wilde

 To Save Yourself from Repetitive and Unnecessary Questions

“Where are you?”, “With whom?”, “Why didn’t you message me?” , ” Are you at the bachelor party?”, “Why was your phone busy?”, “Don’t you love me?” – do you want to hear these questions on a daily basis? 

 

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So that You Can Keep Watching ESPN And Star Sports, And Not Saas-Bahu Serials 

Love your bachelor pad, your remote and sports channels? Marry and you shall be deprived of this happiness forever.

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Because You can Ogle and Not Get In Trouble

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 Pillow Fight Before Marriage …. &

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  Pillow Fight After Marriage

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 You Don’t Have To “Take Permission” To Attend A Bachelor Party In Vegas

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 It’s Your Money Save It All Or Spend  It All – On Booze If You Please

Your hard earned money is all yours. Why give it her to spend it on beauty products and dresses? No matter, how many she might possess she will always complain that she has nothing to wear. Instead keep all the moolah for yourself . After all, booze is not only a stress buster but also an anti-depressant and  mood enhancer. And parties at your bachelor pad will make you popular!
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 Because Weekends Are Meant To Be Fun

Weekends for a bachelor is all about parties, travel, hobbies, friends and fun. However, post marriage weekends are only about cleanliness, meeting your in laws and hearing listening to someone whine over trivial issues. 
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You Don’t Have to Watch A Chic Flic Ever 

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 Because Your Parents are Enough to Give you Lectures on “How To Behave”

Don’t you love eating in bed? Throwing your wet towel wherever you want to? Well, you really love it that way, right? So maybe you want to keep it that way. 

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 You can Stay Dirty and Happy Rather than All Clean and Sad

You can move your toilet seat as you want, you can keep your room as artistic (read dirty) as you desire and your car as unusual (read filthy) as you wish till the time you are single, the moment you are married all these basic rights will go for a toss.
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You Can Hog The Entire Bed, Snore and Sleep In For As Along As You Wish

Snoring and rolling around will have you banished to living room couch while she sleeps like a princess on your large bed. Yes, you will soon be a pauper in your own home.

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 You Don’t Have To Deal With Her Going Crazy With Jealousy

Although she might say she is not jealous, she is – So forget about ever “liking” or “commenting” on other girls posts on Face Book. Talking and laughing with other women could be dangerous to your life. 
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You Will Be Your Own Boss FOREVER

You will never have to hear, “Quit Smoking”, “Stop Drinking Too Much”, “It’s time to shave now”. Besides, you will dress as per your comfort and not for her. In short, you’ll be your boss forever living life King Size! milind soman1 13 Reasons Why You Should Stay A Bachelor By: Deepti Verma

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