To Save Yourself from Repetitive and Unnecessary Questions
“Where are you?”, “With whom?”, “Why didn’t you message me?” , ” Are you at the bachelor party?”, “Why was your phone busy?”, “Don’t you love me?” – do you want to hear these questions on a daily basis?
So that You Can Keep Watching ESPN And Star Sports, And Not Saas-Bahu Serials
Love your bachelor pad, your remote and sports channels? Marry and you shall be deprived of this happiness forever.
Because You can Ogle and Not Get In Trouble
Pillow Fight Before Marriage …. &
Pillow Fight After Marriage …
You Don’t Have To “Take Permission” To Attend A Bachelor Party In Vegas
It’s Your Money Save It All Or Spend It All – On Booze If You Please
Because Weekends Are Meant To Be Fun
You Don’t Have to Watch A Chic Flic Ever
Because Your Parents are Enough to Give you Lectures on “How To Behave”
Don’t you love eating in bed? Throwing your wet towel wherever you want to? Well, you really love it that way, right? So maybe you want to keep it that way.
You can Stay Dirty and Happy Rather than All Clean and Sad
You Can Hog The Entire Bed, Snore and Sleep In For As Along As You Wish
Snoring and rolling around will have you banished to living room couch while she sleeps like a princess on your large bed. Yes, you will soon be a pauper in your own home.
You Don’t Have To Deal With Her Going Crazy With Jealousy
You Will Be Your Own Boss FOREVER
You will never have to hear, “Quit Smoking”, “Stop Drinking Too Much”, “It’s time to shave now”. Besides, you will dress as per your comfort and not for her. In short, you’ll be your boss forever living life King Size! By: Deepti Verma
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