“Salman may not have competed but is an A list swimmer, cyclist and weight lifter. Sportsmen are performing because of sports lovers like us.” -Salim Khan, proud father of Salman Khan.
And I agree with Mr. Salim Khan. We all love our kids. Irrespective of how brash, stupid, dimwitted they turn out tobe. We love adore them.
He is just another Indian Dad who listed N qualities of his son. And I agree with all of them.
For the first time since Salman Khan allegedly mowed down few street rats, I am going to support Salman Bhai.
After all, he is someone who has been human for ages.
Irrespective of all the hype around why Bhai was made the brand ambassador, I am going to write un-biasedly on why he is the right guy for the job.
Salman Bhai is someone who has given the largest number of 100 Cr hits in last few years. In short, he is the undisputed king of Bollywood. Most of you will be wondering what Bollywood has to do with Olympics?
Well. Bollywood is what affects us the most. At least, Bollywood is more popular than the Indian Olympics team.
You don’t believe me.
Tell me. Who is Yogeshwar Dutt. Please don’t answer, he is a relative of Sanjay Dutt. One of my family members actually did say that.
See. I told you. Bhai is more popular than any of the sportsperson in our country.
Now gauge his popularity to that of any of ex-Indian Olympic star? Milka singh – P.T Usha?
We don’t even remember which race they exactly participated in. All we remember is, they were the great stars of yester years.
He can make the nation go crazy just by dancing to “Olympics ki raat ho…Bhai ka death ho”.
Don’t you think, the nation will watch Olympics because of Bhai?
At least, I will.
And this is not it.
He is multi-talented too.
He can convince Olympics association to include car racing in Olympics. He can show them how well he drives.
He can support our shooters by showing his shooting skills.
And he can change the mood of whole Indian Olympics contingent by singing, dancing, acting, etc, etc.
Don’t you think our team deserves some entertainment?
Why should cricket have all the fun?
I also heard bhai (out of generosity) has decided to do this noble task for free.
I can hear music in background “Aaj ki party meri taraf se”
Now this is music to my ears.
- “Bhai Ka Fan” Desh ka Mango Man!
By The Mango Man at indiaopines blog
The article was originally published here