Every girl wants to look her prettiest and we girls have a LOT of stuff going on to help or atleast trying to help us out (god save our souls !! Hallelujah) . It’s a real adventure to be a girl but when do beauty products cross the line of being innovative to downright weird ??
Today we look at some of the craziest beauty products which may or may not work but are out there for all to try. The jury is still out to decide whether these are adventurous or a bit too much but It’s all available on amazon.com. So try, enjoy and judge (the only place where judging is good except the court #lamejoke)
Go Figure !
Mere mast mast do nain .. giving me a lot of pain#lamerjoke
For those of us with small eyes with deep lids , this eyelid trainer is supposed to fit over your eyes and lift them up to make your eyes look bigger and more prominent.#OUCH
Now rhinoplasty has become every girl’s best friend <coughshilpashettycough> but these nose slimmers take it to a next level . These fit over your nose and almost pinch them for a long time . This claims to slim down and straighten any nose while making you sound like Himesh bhai . #terateraterasurooooooor.
Do you feel like your jaw resembles your bull dog ? No offense but can I interest you in the jaw fit facial exerciser which claims to transform to into a drool worthy Christiano Ronaldo and Fawad Khan like razor sharp jaw line . Did I say Fawad Khan ??
Too Lazy to apply lipstick ?? Or would you prefer to have some polka dots/leopard print/jewels/rainbows/your SO’s name on your lips ?? <Hotton pe bas tera naam hai > Try the temporary lip tattoo which is pretty much as the name says is a stick-on for your lips , lasts till you remove it with an advanced makeup wipe .
Chubby cheeks ,dimpled chin,rosy lips,teeth within #throwback
This little tool is supposed to be put in your mouth and as you open and close your mouth , it supposedly exercises your cheeks and claims to slim down those doll cheeks . Looks a bit BDSM to me #51stshadeofgrey
Your routine primer+mascara+curler+falsies not doing enough for you ??? Try the 3D mascara . It not only contains your usual mascara but along with that contains glue and a few suspicious looking black hair like fibers which stick on to your lashes and make you look like you have them natural ginormous lashes !! Va-va-voom !!
Spring Facial Hair Remover
Too tired to go to the neighbourhood aunty to get your upper lip done ? Getting ready for a hot date with the cutie next door but too afraid to wax just before the date ( Halloween came in early this year !! Yikes !! ) No worry baby girl, try these spring like epilators which hurt the same like threading but are supposedly better for your skin compared to waxing .
Got a gargantuan zit on your forehead and it’s the first day of college ?? Don’t sweat it my cutie-patootie . Grab one of these bangs , wear ’em like a hairband and look chic a la Anushka Sharma in PK.
Hair Dryer Gloves
Too inexperienced with the hair dryer ?? Drying with the towel a bit too LS for you (#typicaldelhigirltag) . These giant hot pink panther gloves to the rescue !! (Wonder how’s pink panther doing after our Ash was done with him ..hmm ) Anyways these giant hands are supposed to be worn on your wands #obvious . Just run through your hair with them , pout like a model , pose a few selfies and Voila dry as a bone hair !!
Manicure Nail Tip
OMG !! 20 minutes to get ready and still want to get your nails done ?? These handy mini clips latch on to your nails after you paint them shielding the polish from smudging leaving you to function with full use of your hands like an accomplished human being #dontbeporn
So try these out my loves , and tell me what you think .
By: Bhavna Sharma
Image Source: Eyelid trainer, Ronaldo, Nose Slimmer, Lip Tattoo, 2, hair remover, 3 d mascara, bangs, Anushka Sharma, gloves, nails, slimmer
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