Check out funny, weird, WTF, hilarious and WTH status updates that we Indians normally boast on our Facebook wall. Don’t miss the reactions 😉

“Sharing Is Caring?” Well, not really specially when people start filling your Home page with all sort of Fb status, which is not only unnecessary but also weird and strange.  But, sometimes, these status updates come from friends and acquaintances whom you can neither unfriend nor block, but ONLY shout out loud “WTF”! Here is what I’m talking about:

1. The Irritating Devotional Status

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If only I was given the liberty of shooting a particular species – Grrrr

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2. The Bhak Sa!!@ Status

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Blaming Fb for your Bhak @$o%i? Not fair!!!

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3. The Adaat Se Majboor Show Off Status

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Some people have a habit of showing off everything that they get – Even if it is exposing the lame IPL tickets. Do we really care?

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4. The Social Media Parental Love and Care Status

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Viewer’s reaction:

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5. The Richie Rich Indian’s Phukat Status – No these are not NRI’s

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Not sure whether the status is for the love of Bombay, or for telling people – Yo, Baby, I’m in Brazzzzilllll…

Viewers Reaction:

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6. The Tags On The Life Time Events Like Buying A Car

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Viewers Reaction:

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7. The Zabardasti Walla Status

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Viewers Reaction:

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8. The Honey Moon Walla Coochie Coo Status

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Viewers Reaction:

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9. The 24 Hours Alarm Clock Status

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Good morning, good evening, good night – They keep on posting on their FB wall as if we do not have an alarm clock at our place. These are the same species who even bug you with their GM’s, GN’s in your inbox!

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10. The Bekaar Ka Boasting Walla Status

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Oh yea, we know you have got lots of Hi-Tech stuff, but dude, this is FB wall, not your home wall!

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11. Look, I’m a Philanthropist Status – So, What If Its Only on FB Wall :p

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Have you seen someone donating and coming back only to boast about it on FB? Well, such species are only found in India.

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12. The Highly Obsessed “Feeling” Status – Maar Hi Daaloge

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Some Indians are so obsessed  by the whole concept of “feeling” thing on facebook, that they keep on updating their status by changing from “Feeling Sad” to “Feeling Happy” with an hour. Unfortunately, they even tag their friends and the location. Oh yes, tag karna mai kaunsa paisa jaata hai!

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13.The Attention Seeker Status – Dekho Mai Aa Gaya

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Viewers Reaction :

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14.The “I Will Torture You” Status

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Socho aur Batao – Yep, ab hai hi baaki reh gaya hai. These breeds – The Indian torture clan – these people deserve an arrest warrant not the people who actually speak up!

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15. The Time Waster – Celebrity Is My Friend Status

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When you start reading the status, you feel the guy is currently with SRK. In fact, till the last full stop of the status. But, then you see the Watching thing – Time Waster. No wonder, there is no likes 😉

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16.The PDA – Ishq Walla Status

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Okay, now the guy posts a Miss You Jannu as his update. I wonder, why can’t he just message her directly or call her up. Strange, he says feeling lonely but tags two more guys. Now, how come he be lonely when he already have 2 other guys as well. Ufff!!!!! Besides, did, you just see the status has 21 likes. I want to shoot these people, they are the real causes of increasing this sh*t on Facebook 😉

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17.The Over Goody Status – Hum C%*#!a Hain Kya?

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So, if I vote I become an angel and also your best friend? Are you serious?????? God, if life was as simple as this – I would vote for all my enemies :p The last comment is worth a million laugh. See it again.

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18. The Good For Nothing Status

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This comes from all the Facebook pages owned by Indians! You all know what I mean!

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19. “I’m Dumb But Acting Smart” Status

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Ok, now these breeds are not actually moron – Their aim is to show the world that – Hey, look, now I have a budget of 30k to spend on a phone. I wonder, if they know the features of the 30k Blackberry which they eventually buy, is not even half of my 10k phone. Besides, all you people doing this, I would suggest you to simply visit GSM Arena, but, yea, if only your intention was to know the features 😛

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20. The Status from the Phekus

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Does this need any proof that it is not Parineeti Chopra’s real Id? I wonder, how will she react if she were to see this -but, then such fake ids do come up with weird statuses every now and then. Hmm, just imagine what would Pheku of Mika Singh put – Kissing Rakhi?

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21. The “FOR” And “OF” Politics – Political Status

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22. The Check In Fever

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Every body has one friend in their list who checks in almost every hour. The problem arises once Weekend comes as the frequency increases. I’m sure no body would bet against me if I say some fine day they might even check in the “Shulab Sochalay” of Mumbai, Delhi, Bangalore, Pune, Gujarat, Chennai, Hyderabad, Patna, Kashmir, Shillong and so many other places when they are travelling there for the very first time 😛

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16. The Sher – O – Shayari Status

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Galib ke baad toh yehi log hain!!!

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By: Deepti Verma

 

 

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